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DOES HESS VILLAGE NEED THE "DOUCHE DOME?": Code Bad Part II

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Douche DomeThe participatory budgeting process is in full swing in Ward 2.  Public assemblies on how to spend a million dollars on capital projects have already unleashed great civic vision, be it for a giant ferris wheel atop Jackson Square or a luge run down the Jolley Cut.  But as weeks pass, a consensus seems to be forming around a controversial idea:  placing a large soccer dome over Hess Village.
The “douche-dome”, as it has been called, would cover the space between Queen and Caroline, Main and King.

Residents in the Central and Durand neighbourhoods were instantly supportive.  Joy Palloy of the Durand Association of Neighbours noted, “we get a lot of...

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HAMILTON'S HOTEL HELL: Code Bad Series Part I

Tags: Hamilton, Motor City Hotel, gangs, guns, violence

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Motor City Hotel, Hamilton

Once the "Hotel of Kings", hosting the likes of Haile Selassie I, Johnny Cash, Augusto Pinochet, and Queen Victoria, nothing has fallen so far from grace as the Motor...

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COUNCIL'S COLLECTIVE AMNESIA: "THE LRT IS NOT A SANDWICH"

Tags: Hamilton, LRT, Hamilton City Hall, Council

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Hamilton LRT

It seems Hamilton City Council has been diagnosed with a case of collective amnesia, Hammer In The News has learned.  The troubling medical condition was first brought to light when Spectator...
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HAMILTON RAMPS UP WAR ON DISABLED

Tags: Hamilton, HSR, disabled, Sam Merulla

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Sam MurellaHamilton City Hall's double-pronged attack on disabled citizens is taking a lot of heat around "The City of Scooters."  As of June 1st, cane users will no longer be allowed to...

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CHIEF BILL BLAIR NOT PURSUING MAYOR'S CRACK CHARGES: "Fords will be Fords"

Tags: Rob Ford, Toronto, drugs, Crack cocaine

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Ford Smokes Crack

Spring may have arrived, but snow is falling on Rob Ford's parade. The high-flying mayor has been allegedly video taped smoking crack cocaine. This time around, it looks as though Ford will...

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OTTAWA NAMES NEW CFL TEAM: "OTTAWA TIGERCATS"

Tags: Hamilton, Sports, CFL, Hamilton Tiger-Cats, Ottawa Tigercats, Ottawa

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Ottawa Tigercats

If there's one thing a bureaucrat is good at, it's coming up with a great name.

Ottawa's new CFL team, The Ottawa Tigercats, set to hit the turf in 2014, proudly bearing...

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NETFLIX'S CLEVER CRACKDOWN ON ACCOUNT SHARING: "Content Throttling"

Tags: Canada, Netflix Canada, Account Sharing, Bandwidth Throttling

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Netflix

If you're a college student sharing your Netflix account, I hope you like Teletubies. 

Netflix Canada is debuting a uniquely cruel anti-sharing measure called "content...

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HADFIELD: OUTER-SPACE PEEPING TOM CREEPS OUT STONEY CREEK WOMAN

Tags: Hamilton, space, Peeping Tom, Chris Hatfield, Stoney Creek

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Space Sexy

NASA has disciplined Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield over 'lurid' use of a space station telescope, Hammer in the News has learned.

A complaint from Helen Wasserman of Stoney Creek led...

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LIST IN REVIEW #3: 10 EASY WAYS TO BE MORE INTERESTING

Tags: Elisha Stam, list reviews, interesting

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Cause and PurposeThis weeks’ list comes from Forbes.com where they have writers on staff making lists for their website. This is a professional list, my friends, so you know it’ll be heavily cited....

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BRATINA'S BULLY CASE SETTLED WITH NAUGHTY LIST: 10 BULLY WORDS BANNED FROM COUNCIL

Tags: Bob Bratina, Hamilton City Hall, Hamilton City Council, Bullying, Chris Murray

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Bob Bratina

Wimp, dipshit, pansy, weakling, pantywaist, needle-dick, tub-o-lard, fatso, dimwit, tool.  These are ten words Bob Bratina won't be uttering in council any time soon. In a...

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THEY'RE HERE! IT'S WHALE WATCHING WEEKEND IN THE STEEL CITY

Tags: Whales, Bob Bratina, Orca, Hamilton Harbour

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After months of planning, Hamilton's bold new Marineland-style whale and dolphin display is ready to go in the harbour, and citizens are invited to come down to the brand-new state-of-the-art...

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5 TIPS TO SHED YOUR TODDLER'S BABY FAT

Tags: Hamilton, Fitness, Baby

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Chubby BabyEveryone knows that childhood obesity is a serious issue in Hamilton, requiring a fully-staffed task force.  But hidden among the headlines is the troubling trend of babies retaining their...

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AREA MAN HOSPITALIZED BY "100 cm Diet"

Tags: Hamilton, 100cm diet, fad diets

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100 cm diet

It seems like everyday there's a new diet craze:  the 100-mile diet, the fast diet, the paleo diet, or even the Chinavore diet.  The 100cm diet, started by Rebecca Dunsmuir, may be...

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MULTI-FAITH SCHOOL FUNDING DEBATE AND CHURCH OF KIM MITCHELL?

Tags: Kim Mitchell, Pye Dubois, Church and State, Ontario

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Kim MitchellThe debate over public funding for faith-based schools in Ontario has heated up once again, and a new voice has entered the debate.  A small but growing religion called "Akimboism"...

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Doors Open Hamilton: 5 Must-See Future Heritage Buildings

Tags: Centre Mall, Doors Open, Dundurn Castle, Griffin House, Target Canada, Zellers

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Today's modern building is tomorrow's heritage site.  Doors Open is a fabulous chance to see Hamilton as it was by touring heritage buildings still standing...

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Hamilton Man Found: Lost For 3 Years in Jackson Square: “I just couldn’t find the exit.”

Tags: Hamilton, Jackson Square, Lost

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Jackson SquareTerry Florence, an Italian immigrant with very little English, was a 1st year engineering student at McMaster out to buy his girlfriend a Christmas present, late 2009.   “After...

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Hamilton “Nutcracker Thief” Turns Himself In After Grinch-Like Toy Stealing Spree

Tags: Hamilton, Hamilton Police, Christmas

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Nutcracker36 residents of East 33rd street are feeling relief this morning.  Early last morning, a costumed toy thief broke into their houses and took all the presents.   Hamilton Police were...

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NEW HERITAGE BUILDING BYLAW: All New Buildings Torn Down After 75 Years

Tags: Hamilton, Hamilton City Council, Historical Buildings

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On the tail of a controversial demolition permit for four Victorian buildings in Gore Park, the council has put forward a new bylaw.  By-law 12-2 gives all new buildings...

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Hamilton Teachers Won’t Give Marks Above 80%, Grades Chosen By Lot

Tags: Hamilton, HWDSB, Teachers

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“Too much confidence can lead to arrogance,” says the Principal of one of Hamilton’s biggest High Schools.   “This is a one-of-a-kind program, in the sense that...

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HORSE SAVES QUEEN VICTORIA FROM BEHEADING, GORE PARK

Tags: Crime, Gore Park, Hamilton Police

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Snuffles the horse

A Hamilton Policeman and his horse were on the scene for a heinous vandalism in Gore Park at 3:04 am, December 28th.  “I was trotting by on my horse, Snuffles, when I noticed Queen...

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HAMILTON COUNCIL SWIMSUIT CALENDAR

Tags: City Hall, Hamilton City Council, Swimsuits

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Hamilton Councillor SwimsuitIt wouldn’t be New Years without a swimsuit calendar from City Hall.  And it would be a City Hall swimsuit calendar without a “budgie smuggler” a.k.a The Speedo.  This...

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